Ever dreamed of going to the Met Gala? If so, don’t, because according to Gwyneth Paltrow, this year’s event was totally wack. The actress is telling everyone how lame and tiresome the affair was, from the delicious dinner and glamorous gowns to the rousing musical performances. The actress drunkenly relayed her unfortunate experience to Australian radio duo Kyle and Jackie O, who won a dinner with Ms. Paltrow at an auction: “It sucked. It
seems like the best thing in the world. You think, ’Oh my god, it’s going to be so glamorous and amazing, and you’re going to see all these famous people,’” she griped, “And then you get there, and it’s so hot, and so crowded, and everyone’s pushing you. This year it was really intense. It wasn’t fun! Kanye West was playing, and he was furious, and he threw his microphone down. It was all drama! I don’t know why he was furious. And everyone was dressed in punk … and I feel that we’re all a bit old to be dressed punk, you know what I mean?” Yeah, it sounds pretty terrible. Next time, Gwynnie, feel free to forward your invite on to me. I’m always down for a bad time with the rich and famous.
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