Won’t somebody please take Rihanna out on a date?

 Won’t somebody please take Rihanna out on a date? The songstress dished to Vogue in the upcoming November issue: “I would love to go on a date. You don’t think that? I’m a woman. A young woman, vibrant,

and I love to have fun. No one asks. Trust me on that. I’m waiting for the man who’s ballsy enough to deal with me. And I have too many vaginas around me at this point.”

The disgruntled Bajan continued, “Seriously, all I want is a guy to take me out and make me laugh for a good hour and take my ass back home. He doesn’t even have to come up. All I want is a conversation for an hour.”